E
The car won't start, it's falling apart,
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows, got a fun in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate that
E-----------------------|-----------------------|
B-------4-5-------4-5---|-------4-5-------4-5---|
G-----7-------4/7-------|-----7-------4/7-------|
D-----------------------|-----------------------|
A-----------------------|-----------------------|
E-----------------------|-----------------------|
E
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
I re-a-lized I forgot my purse
With all this stress i must confess,
this could be worse than PMS,
BRIDGE:
A
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
B
Honey I'm on my way, hey!hey!hey!hey!
Chorus:
E
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
B
rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
Fix me up my favorite treat
E
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV,
B
get off the phone give the dog a bone
E
Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home!
E
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell
This job's a pain it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
(BRIDGE)(Chorus)
E
Oh, rub my neck will ya, E A E A
B
hey, hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey______!
(Chorus)
E
I'm home, that feels much better.